CAST
You - Renee Zellwegger (she'd be handy for any fluctuating weight needs).
Mom - Bette Midler (the Mammy's favourite).
Dad - Tom Selleck (used to think he was my Dad on telly when I was about 3).
Sibling - Larisa Oleynik (the Sister always reminded me of her).
Neighbour - Channing Tatum (because it's my movie).
Best Friend - Mila Kunis (Mila, if you're looking for a creepy best friend, give me a shout).
Teacher - Stockard Channing (actually the spitting image of my most favourite teacher ever).
Inspirational Figure - Hah? Eh... Morgan Freeman (because he crops up everywhere, why not here?).
Bad Guy - Gerard Butler (very, very bad...)
Love Interest - Jared Leto (because himself reminded me of him the night we met & I love them both equally. Okay, maybe I love himself a bit more).
Comic Relief - Kevin James (just because).
Son - Brayden Coyer (Same eyes as my boy, and please don't arrest me for googling "7 year old male actors").
Daughter - None.
Foreign Exchange Student - None.
Boss - Richard Gere (Yes, I watched An Officer and a Gentleman last night...swoon).
Fun Coworker - Adam Sandler (see Morgan Freeman reason).
Witty Acquaintance - Matthew Perry (but his name would have to be Chandler, to quote a facebook group, I have a hard time accepting Friends characters in any other roles).
Cameo as his/herself - Mel Gibson (One day, Mel... one day...)
Narrator - Morgan Freeman (great multi-tasker, that Morgan)
Director - Tim Burton (because shit needs to get weird at some points).
Producer - Adam Sandler (because shit can't get too weird).
Screenplay - I'd give some unknown dude the break.
Score - Danny Elfman (can't have Tim without Danny).
Quite the movie, no? Here's what my movie poster would look like, if I allowed a 6 year old to create it in Paint:
SOUNDTRACK
Opening Credits - Jedward - [Lipstick]. Kill me now.
Waking Up - The Wanted - [The Weekend]. I love The Wanted, I have no problem admitting that.
First Day at School - Swedish House Mafia - [Save the World]. High expectations there, all that happened on my first day at school was a bee sting.
Falling in Love - Eminem ft Rihanna - [Love the Way You Lie]. That's about right!.
Fight Song - Ash - [Oh Yeah]. If Hugh Grant and Colin Firth can have Geri Halliwell, I can have Ash.
Breaking Up Song - Ed Sheeran - [You Need Me, I Don't Need You]. Hahahaha! THIS GAME ROCKS.
Prom - Def Leppard - [Let's Get Rocked]. I want to go to that Prom, immediately.
Life - Professor Green ft Emeli Sande - [Read All About It]. This is starting to turn into another 8 mile.
Breakdown - Lady Gaga - [Born This Way]. Excellent choice, shuffle. Excellent choice.
Driving - Ricky Martin - [She Bangs]. No comment.
Flashback - Dead or Alive - [You Spin Me Round]. You'd know Adam Sandler was producing this, wouldn't you?
Getting Back Together - The Saturdays - [All Fired Up]. Apparently we get back together in a shitty niteclub.
Wedding - Enrique Iglesias - [Tonight (Explicit Version)] - Could you imagine if we had this as our actual wedding song - "come on up for the first dance" - "ooooohhhhh tonight I'm f*cking you...". I'm half tempted.
Birth of Child - Kelly Clarkson - [You Love Me]. It's a bit jolly, but it's alright. I've never actually heard this song before, no idea when I put it on here.
Final Battle - Aloe Blacc - [I Need a Dollar]. Oof. That doesn't bode well.
Death Scene - Lady Gaga ft Beyoncé - [Telephone]. Yes, that's right. I'm not able to answer the telephone. AND I NEVER WILL BE.
Funeral Song - The Cure - [Friday I'm in Love]. Totally appropriate funeral song. Totally.
End Credits - Sak Noel - [Loca People (Explicit)]. What the f*ck indeed.
So there you have it, folks. I think the end credit song says it all! Let me know if you decide to do this, I'd love to read it!
S xx
Great post, enjoyed reading it very much, and I love the stars from your movie! Might do this too when I get some spare time :) xx
ReplyDeleteThank you! I love these kinds of posts, sometimes the shuffle comes up with hilarious ones, I do have to limit them though because if left to my own devices I'd have one up every day :) Thank you for reading! S xx
ReplyDeletehahha great!!
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